I try to remain open-minded about most fashion and beauty trends. However there are certain trends that have made a reappearance in recent times that I want absolutely no part of. Mainly because I saw them up close and personal the first time around.
1. Ray-Ban Wayfarers
I know a lot of people loved their Ray-Ban Wayfarers the first time around back in the 1980s. In fact, some people loved them so much that they didn’t realise they went out of fashion for a good 20 years. However I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Wayfarers don’t suit approximately 90 percent of the population.
Lately we’ve seen them on everyone from the Olsen twins to Sienna Miller as well as your average fashion plate on the street. However no matter which celebrities try to tell me that Wayfarers are cool again, you will not catch me wearing them.
You see, everytime I think of Wayfarers, I think of Tom Cruise prancing around the house in his underwear in Risky Business and I cringe. I just can’t get that association out of my head. Add that to the fact that the shape of the glasses is unflattering on most faces and to me you have a no-go zone for most of us.
2. Head-to-toe fluoro
I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who was slightly confused to hear that fluoro clothing (yet another 80s throwback) is making a comeback. Weren’t we making fun of that sort of thing fairly recently? Well at least I know I was.
The trend started in the summer 2007 collections with the likes of Christopher Kane and now has trickled down to most chain stores to the point where it’s impossible to hit your local Westfield sans sunglasses. Well, that might be a slight exaggeration, but there’s still an awful lot of fluoro clothing going around.
For me, even a little bit of fluoro is too much.
3. High-waisted jeans
Moving onto making fun of clothes from another era: let’s talk high-waisted jeans. I don’t have much to say on this trend except that if even Kate Moss can’t make something look good, chances are nobody can.
I prefer mid-rise jeans for most body shapes: they’re high enough to cover everything that should be covered when you sit down and low enough to give your armpits some breathing room.
4. Grunge
Ah yes, anyone who came of age in the 80s or 90s is sure to remember the era of grunge dressing. In my world of mid-1990s Sydney it came watered down as flannel shirts, scuffed sneakers and corduroy pants, preferably unwashed. After all, who had time to do a load of washing with all that angst and pain to suffer. If you went to see a band play you might even get lucky and see some hipster wearing a tu-tu and knee-high stripey socks.
While this trend hasn’t come back overwhelmingly we have seen whispers of it in some recent collections, particularly at New York Spring Fashion Week earlier this year (Marc Jacobs is a repeat offender). Personally, I’m hoping the whole thing stays back in the 90s, where it belongs.
5. Doc Martens
Well, really Doc Martens are an extension of the grunge factor. Back in the day every grunge fanatic and their dog had a pair of these heavy boots, modelled on army all-terrain boots.
I was a bit scared to hear from friends in the UK that Doc Martens are becoming popular again. This gives me bad memories of clunking around in my first pair of Docs back at highschool on a summer day and nearly dying of heatstroke. It wasn’t until a few years later that I realised how ridiculous I probably looked.
In fact I would be quite happy if I never saw a pair of Doc Martens again!
By Caroline Warnes
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