I was just browsing on u.Lasoo and I noticed that the lovely Christie who sits opposite me contributed this offer from BIG W on the new Kayser lace boyleg underwear.

Apparently this is a new addition to Kayser’s range of boyleg underwear and I have to say that the existing Kayser boylegs are some of the best around - comfortable and flattering.

I am a big fan of boylegs, because let’s face it, no one really looks that good in a G-string - as far as I am concerned they should be saved for outfits that need them or for when you have run out of all other options in your underwear draw.

$9.95 is a good price for Kayser underwear and I am thinking I might take my NEW CAR (notice how subtly I slipped that one in) for a spin on the weekend to my nearest BIG W to stock up.

As an aside, did you read right to the end of the offer? BIG W seems to think there are only two body shapes, column and pear: “Column: shoulders and hips balanced, petite waist, legs that go all the way up! Pear: flat tummy, shapely bottom and thighs.” They seem to have completely overlooked my body shape: “Apple with toothpick legs stuck in the bottom”.

By Caroline Warnes